Imagine waking up and being hot
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat
gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…
It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.
I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.
AND FOREHEAD KISSES AND NOSE KISSES.
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.